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#710 KNEEL May 30 2023

#710 KNEEL May 30 2023

Photo by Ivan Dražić Sir Lancelot kneeled before his kingTo be knighted what a wonderful thingBut King Arthur was unawareThat his wife sweet GwenivereWith Lancelot was having a fling When God created the snake and eelHe intended that they never kneelBut always slither...

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#369 BRINK June 23 2023

#369 BRINK June 23 2023

Photo by SpaceX The world was at the brink of war*Nuclear missiles placed off Florida’s shoreFor the Cuban missile crisisInvolved nuclear devicesWe were closer to the brink than ever before Just like in act 5 scene 8 of MacbethI was at the brink of deathFor I could...

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#1015 FORCE March 30 2024

#1015 FORCE March 30 2024

Photo by Jose Manuel Gonzalez Lupiañez Photography Force equals acceleration times massThat’s what I learned in physics classIsaac Newton* foresawMotion’s second lawHis genius few could ever surpass It follows then if you should pass gasIt’s true it does not have much...

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#992 CLONE 7 March 2024

If I could make from my cell a clone I would not have to be all aloneMy duties I could shirkHe could do all my workI could spend all my time screwing Joan But if he and Joan should meetWould she find him just as sweetI would have to be discreetAnd take a back...

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