Wordle Limericks for the Month
1262 GUILE 2 December 2024
Photo by Angelica Kauffmann/ Wikimedia Commons I know a Russian by the name of MikhailWho is always so full of guile*He is never hostileAnd will always smileBeware his cajolery and wile*(He will surreptitiously corrupt and defile) I am beguiled by Alice’s smileI have...
936 BRIEF 11 January 2024
Photo by Rahel R My underwear is called a briefIn Genesis to my disbeliefIn the Garden of EdenThere was no winter seasonSo Adam and Eve wore just a fig leaf His words are concise and briefBiting with a folksy motifSenator John Neely KennedyHis quotes are a...
25 COLON 14 July 2021
Photo by Elijah O'Donnell An anxious man named NolanSuffered from an irritable colonWhenever he ate glutenHe couldn’t stop tootin’As he had only a semicolon
891 TAWNY 27 November 2023
Photo by Leon Aschemann When Pablo Picaso* saw meHe desperately wanted to draw meHis main interest was pubicHe painted me cubic With hair both exuberant and tawny(He was incredibly horny) The male lion was big and brawnyHis mane was lush and tawnyYet he never...
1115 SHAPE 8 July 2024
Photo by Wojtek Pacześ It is impossible for me to escapeMy congenital rotund shapeWith which I was bornOh it makes me forlornI wish I was not a grape When they pluck me from my treeAnd squeeze the hell out of meMy shape will become flatI’ll be placed into a vatSoon...
#1091 VAULT 14 June 2024
Photo by Andrea Piacquadio If you check your vault of heaven chart*You can predict how your day will startVedic astrologyUsing questionable psychologyCan predict when you’re going to fart To great heights he has soaredThe highest pole vault on recordHeld by Mondo...
#710 KNEEL May 30 2023
Photo by Ivan Dražić Sir Lancelot kneeled before his kingTo be knighted what a wonderful thingBut King Arthur was unawareThat his wife sweet GwenivereWith Lancelot was having a fling When God created the snake and eelHe intended that they never kneelBut always slither...
#369 BRINK June 23 2023
Photo by SpaceX The world was at the brink of war*Nuclear missiles placed off Florida’s shoreFor the Cuban missile crisisInvolved nuclear devicesWe were closer to the brink than ever before Just like in act 5 scene 8 of MacbethI was at the brink of deathFor I could...
#1015 FORCE March 30 2024
Photo by Jose Manuel Gonzalez Lupiañez Photography Force equals acceleration times massThat’s what I learned in physics classIsaac Newton* foresawMotion’s second lawHis genius few could ever surpass It follows then if you should pass gasIt’s true it does not have much...
#992 CLONE 7 March 2024
If I could make from my cell a clone I would not have to be all aloneMy duties I could shirkHe could do all my workI could spend all my time screwing Joan But if he and Joan should meetWould she find him just as sweetI would have to be discreetAnd take a back...