Wordle Limericks for the Month
Wordle Limericks for the Month of June
369 BRINK – June 23 2023
1
The world was at the brink of war*
Nuclear missiles placed off Florida’s shore
For the Cuban missile crisis
Involved nuclear devices
We were closer to the brink than ever before
2
Just like in act 5 scene 8 of Macbeth
I was at the brink of death
For I could not flee
When you drew close to me
I almost died from the smell of your breath
Wordle Limericks for the Month of May
Photo by Jose Manuel Gonzalez Lupiañez Photography
1015 FORCE – March 30 2024
1
Force equals acceleration times mass
That’s what I learned in physics class
Isaac Newton* foresaw
Motion’s second law
His genius few could ever surpass
2
It follows then if you should pass gas
It’s true it does not have much mass
Yet it can have enough force
To put a hole in your shorts
While evacuating the room really fast
Wordle Limericks for the Month of April
992 CLONE 7 – March 2024
1
If I could make from my cell a clone
I would not have to be all alone
My duties I could shirk
He could do all my work
I could spend all my time screwing Joan
2
But if he and Joan should meet
Would she find him just as sweet
I would have to be discreet
And take a back seat
While he sweeps her of her feet
3
Would I then be jealous of him
After all he is much more than my kin
Will Joan compare us
Or willingly share us
And decide whom to screw on a whim
(Will she call him by my eponym)