Wordle Limericks for the Month
Wordle Limericks for the Month of September
886 PIXEL - November 22 2023 1 I tried to split a pixelBut it wasn’t fissileI never gave upThis was just a hiccupBut further attempts proved abysmal(The task was truly abyssal) 2 I never anticipatedHe was pixelatedFor he was counting pixelsWhile eating kosher...
Wordle Limericks for the Month of August
SIGHT - 15 November 2023 1Our squadron took off in flightOver Dresden* we used our bombsightAs we dropped our bombsWe were alerted by telecomsThe Luftwaffe’s * coming get ready to fight 2 Her figure is out of sightEach nipple stands uprightShe is tall and statelyHer...
Wordle Limericks for the Month of July
1474 INCUR - 2 July 2025 1 Elon is a genius and entrepreneurWho much unwanted aggravation did incurWhen he led DOGE*His income did erodeWas his cost cutting really de jure* 2 Einstein’s first wife Mileva Marić*Was a bit enigmaticShe did all his mathSo not to incur his...
Wordle Limericks for the Month of June
1406 SHUSH - 5 May 2025 1 Should I tell her to shushOr better to tell her to hush*Either one will doHer blabbing to undoQuelling her verbal gush 2 The word shush mimics the actionOf a silencing transactionWith oral diarrheaUse onomatopoeia*To quiet someone to your...
Wordle Limericks for the Month of May
733 TASTE - June 22 2023 1 My offer was not in good tastePerhaps it was even misplacedWhen I requested she undressSo we could coalesceShe considered my suggestion unchaste(That is why we never embraced) 2 You have lovely red lips I long to tasteYour buxom breasts I...
Wordle Limericks for the Month of April
597 NINTH - 6 February 2023 1 When Beethoven* composed his ninth symphonyHe had an interesting epiphanyHe would use a vocal chorusSo his music would not bore usIt’s now the best example of polyphony* 2 It is the last half of the ninth inningAnd the Pittsburgh Pirates...
Wordle Limericks for the Month of March
587 WORRY – 27 January 2023 1 The discoverer of radium Madame Curie*Two Nobels reflect the favor she did curryFrom radiation she never did hideSo from leukemia she diedAbout exposure risk she never did worry 2 What me worry is an Alfred E Neuman* quoteIts intended...
Wordle Limericks for the Month of February
453 DOUBT 15 - September 2022 1 Why is it that you doubtThat I love Guinness StoutI know it seems queerI’ll never again drink beerIn abstention AA* members are devout(My love for it remains even without) 2 I still have my moments of doubtSomething I never talk...
Wordle Limericks for the Month of January
Photo by Angelica Kauffmann/ Wikimedia Commons 1262 GUILE - 2 December 2024 1 I know a Russian by the name of MikhailWho is always so full of guile*He is never hostileAnd will always smileBeware his cajolery and wile*(He will surreptitiously corrupt and defile) 2 I am...
Wordle Limericks for the Month of December
Photo by Rahel R 936 BRIEF - 11 January 2024 1 My underwear is called a briefIn Genesis to my disbeliefIn the Garden of EdenThere was no winter seasonSo Adam and Eve wore just a fig leaf 2 His words are concise and briefBiting with a folksy motifSenator John...