Wordle Limericks for the Month
Wordle Limericks for the Month of November
Photo by Elijah O'Donnell 25 COLON - 14 July 2021 An anxious man named NolanSuffered from an irritable colonWhenever he ate glutenHe couldn’t stop tootin’As he had only a semicolon
Wordle Limericks for the Month of October
Photo by Leon Aschemann 891 TAWNY - 27 November 2023 1 When Pablo Picaso* saw meHe desperately wanted to draw meHis main interest was pubicHe painted me cubic With hair both exuberant and tawny(He was incredibly horny) 2 The male lion was big and brawnyHis...
Wordle Limericks for the Month of September
Photo by Wojtek Pacześ 1115 SHAPE 8 July 2024 1 It is impossible for me to escapeMy congenital rotund shapeWith which I was bornOh it makes me forlornI wish I was not a grape 2 When they pluck me from my treeAnd squeeze the hell out of meMy shape will become flatI’ll...
Wordle Limericks for the Month of August
Photo by Andrea Piacquadio 1091 VAULT - 14 June 2024 1 If you check your vault of heaven chart*You can predict how your day will startVedic astrologyUsing questionable psychologyCan predict when you’re going to fart 2 To great heights he has soaredThe highest pole...
Wordle Limericks for the Month of July
Photo by Ivan Dražić 710 KNEEL - May 30 2023 1 Sir Lancelot kneeled before his kingTo be knighted what a wonderful thingBut King Arthur was unawareThat his wife sweet GwenivereWith Lancelot was having a fling 2 When God created the snake and eelHe intended that they...
Wordle Limericks for the Month of June
Photo by SpaceX 369 BRINK - June 23 2023 1 The world was at the brink of war*Nuclear missiles placed off Florida’s shoreFor the Cuban missile crisisInvolved nuclear devicesWe were closer to the brink than ever before 2 Just like in act 5 scene 8 of MacbethI was at the...
Wordle Limericks for the Month of May
Photo by Jose Manuel Gonzalez Lupiañez Photography 1015 FORCE - March 30 2024 1 Force equals acceleration times massThat’s what I learned in physics classIsaac Newton* foresawMotion’s second lawHis genius few could ever surpass 2 It follows then if you should pass...
Wordle Limericks for the Month of April
992 CLONE 7 - March 2024 1 If I could make from my cell a clone I would not have to be all aloneMy duties I could shirkHe could do all my workI could spend all my time screwing Joan 2 But if he and Joan should meetWould she find him just as sweetI would have to be...