When Pablo Picaso* saw me
He desperately wanted to draw me
His main interest was pubic
He painted me cubic
With hair both exuberant and tawny
(He was incredibly horny)
The male lion was big and brawny
His mane was lush and tawny
Yet he never hunted to feast
On zebra or wildebeest
He preferred to eat kosher salami
(On occasion corned beef or pastrami)
The distinction between ruby and tawny port*
A ruby’s aging in the bottle is short
A tawny in barrels of oak
Much longer does soak
Ruby red verses tawny brown color I report
The hair on her head was tawny
For her I was terribly horny
Her lanugo* was black
Covering her back
While the hair on her pubes was scrawny
(That’s all the hair in her inventory)
Marshall S Flam, MD, is a retired oncologist and hematologist, and the author of "Wordle Limericks: Flamericks." A graduate of MIT, he spent over 40 years in medical practice and education. Flam began crafting limericks in 2022, inspired by his love for the popular game Wordle. This unique collection features 603 limericks, each based on the daily Wordle word, blending humor with insightful commentary. Residing in Fresno, California, and Sun Valley, Idaho, he enjoys tennis, skiing, gourmet cooking, and traveling. Flam is also a proud father of five accomplished daughters and is passionate about sharing laughter through poetry.
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