Wordle Limericks for the Month of May

733 TASTE – June 22 2023

1

My offer was not in good taste
Perhaps it was even misplaced
When I requested she undress
So we could coalesce
She considered my suggestion unchaste
(That is why we never embraced)

2

You have lovely red lips I long to taste
Your buxom breasts I long to embrace
Your scent is honey dew
I am magnetically drawn to you
How tragic my arms can’t encircle your waist

3

I wonder if you learned from your mommie
There are five tastes including umami
There is sweet and sour to consider
Also salt and finally bitter
How many of these has salami
(If you recognise any then you are balmy)

4

There once was a man from Manilla
Who had enormous lingual papillae
His taste sensing was extreme
His girlfriend’s living dream
With oral sex he could always fulfill her