Wordle Limericks for the Month of September

886 PIXEL – November 22 2023
1
I tried to split a pixel
But it wasn’t fissile
I never gave up
This was just a hiccup
But further attempts proved abysmal
(The task was truly abyssal)
2
I never anticipated
He was pixelated
For he was counting pixels
While eating kosher pickles
So I participated
(Our brains were vermiculated)
3
In a matrix display device
The image is really nice
For each dot is made of pixels
All of which are interstitial
Which makes images concise
(A pixel cannot be spliced)
4
I wanted to view pornography
For that really appeals to me
But the pixels were bouncing
While the couple was pouncing
Now I’m reconsidering my misogamy
(To understand today’s limericks use a dictionary)

Marshall Flam
I'm Marshall S. Flam, a retired oncologist and author of Wordle Limericks: Flamericks. Inspired by Wordle, I crafted 603 humorous and educational limericks. Residing in California and Idaho, I enjoy tennis, skiing, gourmet cooking, and sharing laughter through poetry.
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