Wordle Limericks for the Month of December

412. BUGGY – 5 August 2022 For November 2025

1

Not owning a baby buggy never bugged me

Even my wife did fervently agree

But now we have triplets

With blond curly ringlets

We are going to have to buy three

(I hope not all want a degree)

(Can I afford it there’s no guarantee)

2

It is awfully buggy outside

From biting insects we’re unable to hide

So we’d better go in

Pour ourselves a gin

And scratch until the itching does subside

(Their attack I can no longer abide)
(I wonder what bugs taste like fried)

413. ALIEN – 6 August 2022

1

America’s influx of illegal aliens

Bye and large are not Episcopalians

Biden opened our border

Creating disorder

Are ten million new dependents our friends

2⬘

I saw an alien from outer space

I will never ever forget that face

Green with bloodshot eyes

A mouth of enormous size

In short he looked completely out of place

(To kiss him would be a disgrace)

3⬘

The experience was otherworldly

Her appearance was different overtly 

How could I refuse                       

To sexually fuse                                    

With an outer space alien absurdly