Wordle Limericks for the Month of October

408. QUART – 1 August 2022

1

My job is to illegally transport

Alcohol in bottles by the quart

I’m Joseph P Kennedy*    

Committing a felony

Prohibition’s rules I routinely thwart

(While Gloria Swanson I do court)

2

There are 32 ounces to a quart

This amount I don’t wish to distort

In Britain it’s 1.13 liters

In America there are cheaters

You’ll get 0.94 liters a bit short

(Someone should take them to court) #408  QUART
        *(1) Joseph Patrick Kennedy (1888-1968) was an American politician, businessman, and investor. He was the patriarch of the Irish-American Kennedy family, which included John F. Kennedy, the 35th president of the United States. Although he earned large sums of money in the stock market, there are numerous claims that he was involved in bootlegging during prohibition.